Marvel vs DC
This is why I am a Marvel girl - taking into consideration films only.
Marvel: So, we just killed it with “Captain America: Winter Soldier” - particularly the cast. “Agents of SHIELD” is finally blowing everyone’s minds. The whole franchise is on its head and driving the fans insane. “Amazing Spider-Man 2” is out and looking pretty good - particularly the cast. “X-Men: Days of Future Past” is going to be amazing, and would be worth it purely for scenes with Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan. Then there’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” later in the summer, and even if that’s awful, it’s still going to be brilliantly awful. And next year, “Avengers 2: Age of Ultron” - that’s a game changer, “Ant-Man” and a “Fantastic Four” reboot! Onwards and upwards!!
DC: …… um, in 2016 we have a Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman movie that might not suck? Maybe. No promises.
You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels. Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals (x)
I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:
i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me
Important intelligence analysis
Headcanon: Abed only got his job at SHIELD as a spousal benefit when they recruited Troy for their gadgets division
Evidence, incontrovertible: When everything else in Fury’s car was broken, what was still 100% operational? THE AIR CONDITIONING.
Bunny, related: Abed meets Sam while visiting Troy in the hospital and explains to him, scene by scene, why he is definitely the lead in a romcom, not the sidekick in an action movie.
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this gif just made my day lmao
In tonight’s episode Fitz said he invented the Mouse Hole device but it was shelved. Garret then says the top brass gets all the good toys.
Fury used a device to get out of his car before the HYDRA agents could apprehend him. Maria Hill used it to get the Cap, Falcon, and Widow out of that armored car.
I’m so proud of my bb boy.
Good job Agent Fitz.